The Lazy Crypto

The Lazy Crypto Investor

Welcome to The Lazy Crypto Investor. The site for crypto investment opportunities where you can let your money doing the work instead of working yourself for money.

There are many money making ways in the crypto world: holding, mining, trading, staking, ICO hopping and most likely many more if you are creative. They all have their merits and disadvantages and in the end they all compare to nothing if we talk Dividend Tokens because in a matter of speaking they do all the things above…. And you don’t have to do anything except purchasing!!

Like most people I’m rather lazy than tired having the choice and it’s no difference in my real life as in my crypto philosophy. I have explored a lot of ways in making my crypto fortune, before I discovered TaaS and after that, my crypto life completely changed (and my normal life following suit) and it fitted totally in my philosophy.

Investing in crypto companies that actually pay out parts of their profits in crypto is the way to go from here. At least for me. I stopped day trading, sold my beloved altcoins and mining rigs and converted it all to bitcoins and ethers and use those to purchase TaaS, Sift, Astronaut, Coss, Trueflip, Dice and others during ICO or short afterwards.

I mentioned a few tokens. After TaaS many more crypto dividend companies started or are starting and The Lazy Crypto Investor is trying to provide a complete overview with lots of information and calculators of all dividend tokens and keeping track of all the payouts.

Disclaimer: English is not my native language, grammar errors are hard to spot for me. Typo errors, I believe I have fixed most, but no doubt some slipped through. Contact me if you find some and I will fix it. I also give no advise on what dividend token you should invest that all depends on your own risk profile and interests. This site gives just an overview with lots of data.


All dividend profit sharing Tokens

The list below shows all dividend profit sharing Tokens I have worked out. More will follow (fast)


Title RCF is a closed-end crypto fund, built on an Ethereum smart contract. The fund invests and trades in the top 100 most liquid cryptocurrencies. The fund is pegged against USD. At the end of each month, the USD profits will be converted in ETH and sent to the token holders after deducting a performance fee...

Token Category: Hedge Funds

Next payout: Saturday March 31st 2018

Last payout: Tuesday November 30th 0000    $0.000000 per RCF

Title Smart Investment Fund Token (SIFT) is a day-trading cryptocurrency and forex hedge fund based on volume analyses and proprietary trading algorithms with a proven track record over 10 years in forex. SIFT pays 85% generated monthly profit back to its investor...

Token Category: Hedge Funds

Next payout: Monday April 2nd 2018

Last payout: Monday November 6th 2017    $0.014932 per SIFT

Title Token-as-a-Service (TaaS) is the first-ever tokenized closed-ended fund dedicated to crypto assets, actively contributing to the development of the blockchain ecosystem and paying its token holders a quarterly 50% profit share. TaaS generates its income from participation in ICO’s, trading crypto assets and cryptocurrencies on major exchanges and fixed income operations from cryptocurrencies...

Token Category: Hedge Funds

Next payout: TaaS Q4 dividend payout can be expected in the first week of May 2018

Last payout: Friday November 3rd 2017    $0.330000 per TaaS


Upcoming Dividend Payouts

RCF: Saturday March 31st 2018
SIFT: Monday April 2nd 2018
TAAS: first week of February 2018

Last 10 Dividend Payouts

2018-03-05$0.01958040 per SIFT
2018-02-28$1.34546189 per RCF
2018-02-05$0.02958242 per SIFT
2018-02-03$1.36270000 per Taas
2018-01-30$1.65900000 per RCF
2018-01-02$0.06038000 per SIFT
2017-12-26$2.58905834 per RCF
2017-12-04$0.02371875 per SIFT
2017-11-06$0.01493236 per SIFT
2017-11-04$0.33580000 per Taas

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More tokens to be added

Off course more dividend tokens will be added. I will start with tokens that have managed to get profit and payout. Start a poll soon

Made at least one payout
Etheroll (DICE) pays every 12 weeks, next February 5
Coss (COSS) pays weekly
Bankera/Spectrocoin (BNK) pays weekly
Target (TGT) (December 10th pays weekly)

Did not made a payout yet
Tria (TRIA) (around February? )
Astronaut (Astro) (December 31th quarterly payments)
Trueflip (TFL) (December 31th hopefully quarterly payments)
Spectre (Spec-D) (expected in April, weekly payments)
BitDice (CSNO) (Januari 2018)
Rasputin Online Coin (ROC April/May 2018)
Rialto (XRL) (march 2018)
DigitalDevelopersFund (DDF made some losses)
Iconomi (changed to buyback)

There should be more tokens in the wild. Let me know if this list is incomplete. (You can find me in the SIFT telegram channel, just look at the pinned message).... contact page might also work already


SIFT made first payout to investors
SIFT made first payout to investorsSun 6 Nov; SIFT made his first payout to investors. After a month with a bit off onset problems due to liquidity problems and the uncertainty of USDT. Profit was lower than expected also due to Chinese FUD and markets moving sideways. But there was $21,289...


The Lazy Crypto Investor launched a site
The Lazy Crypto InvestorThu 24 Nov; After getting some very positive critics, complements and even a large donation with my Sift dividend page op Cryptospikes. Add up also the growing need of a good dividend token overview I experienced in several telegram channels I decided to create an entire website dedicated to crypto dividend tokens… And here we are!

Taas made first pay out to investors
Taas made first pay out to investorsMon 8 Aug; Taas made first pay out to investors. The Fund concluded its first quarter with earnings of 4,623,111.61 USD. Every Taas holder received 0,00140664640426012911004496244756 ETH per TaaS Token. Due to a rise in Ethereum at the time token holders received their share the 28 $cents a TaaS was close to 37 $cents...